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TIMMY

The aleady traumatised Timmy attempts escape as Nana’s ill-conceived Google search for ‘muddy breasts’ leads to its inevitable conclusion. 

  • Post date July 2, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, portobello, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

DAVID

The year is 2030. 

This is believed to be the last photograph taken of former UK Prime Minister David Cameron. His whereabouts are now unknown.

  • Post date May 29, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags david cameron, humour, nikon, photography, prime minister, themerrydanceofanihilist

LITTLE MIX

Jonny ‘The Butcher’ Santiago specializes in celebrity assassinations.

As of last night, Little Mix are no more.

  • Post date May 22, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags butcher, edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

BIG TAM

Lone wolf, Big Tam McMurder, removes another potential threat to democracy by eliminating everyone attending the East Lothian Liberal Democrats’ OAP Coffee Morning.

  • Post date May 15, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags Beach, edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, portobello, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

LESLEY JUDD

As agreed with the ITV heirarchy, Lesley Judd delivers her soul to the offices of ‘I’m a Celebrity…..’.

  • Post date May 8, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

MARTHA

If it wasn’t for the sandflies in Martha’s knickers it would have been a wonderful moment of well-being.

  • Post date April 23, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags Beach, edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

SWAZZOCK HILL

The annual pilgrimage to the distant slopes of Swazzock Hill, where the inhabitants of surrounding villages offer their newborns up for sacrifice.

  • Post date April 2, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags Beach, edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, portobello, themerrydanceofanihilist

PIERS MORGAN

Expecting to interview the 43rd President of the United States of America, Piers Morgan storms out of the studio as the research team collapse in hysterics.

  • Post date March 27, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags bush, georgewbush, humour, nikon, photography, piersmorgan, scotland, themerrydanceofanihilist

JANICE

With the last portion of Jim’s intestinal tract thrown to the now expectant gulls, Janice felt that she was finally in the clear.

  • Post date March 20, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, scotland, seagull, themerrydanceofanihilist

GLADYS

In approximately 2 hours from now Gladys Braithewaite will become the first UK victim of the man-eating Venezuelan Pygmy Death Slug, only visible by it’s signature luminous slime trail.

  • Post date March 13, 2021
Categories Blog
  • Tags Beach, bench, edinburgh, humour, nikon, photography, scotland, seaside, slug, themerrydanceofanihilist

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