The annual pilgrimage to the distant slopes of Swazzock Hill, where the inhabitants of surrounding villages offer their newborns up for sacrifice.
In approximately 2 hours from now Gladys Braithewaite will become the first UK victim of the man-eating Venezuelan Pygmy Death Slug, only visible by it’s signature luminous slime trail.
Derek’s self-confessed and deep love of kelp was leaving Miriam more and more isolated.
Norman Doig of 99 Acacia Avenue, Bournemouth is the first to witness the phenomenon of 9 year-olds falling from space.
The search for Shergar continues.
Bradley’s plans to circumnavigate the globe by bicycle encounter a major obstacle.
Mrs Dalrymple was ready for the interview.
Mr Dalrymple was not optimistic about the outcome.
Nosferatu’s day off.
Margot’s morning swim is ruined by Brexiteers screaming at her to go back to where she came from.
Stumbling upon a portal into a parallel universe, Mr Gilhooley discovers that life is just as shit on The Other Side.
