The annual pilgrimage to the distant slopes of Swazzock Hill, where the inhabitants of surrounding villages offer their newborns up for sacrifice.
Norman Doig of 99 Acacia Avenue, Bournemouth is the first to witness the phenomenon of 9 year-olds falling from space.
ACME Anoraks are about to get an earful from Clive.
Nosferatu’s day off.
Margot’s morning swim is ruined by Brexiteers screaming at her to go back to where she came from.
Jeff and Norma are keen ornithologists. Here, we find them contemplating a shag.
Henry was arguing his case well but Death was growing impatient and his Americano was getting cold.
Henry’s time on this Earth was now very short indeed.