ACME Anoraks are about to get an earful from Clive.
Nosferatu’s day off.
Margot’s morning swim is ruined by Brexiteers screaming at her to go back to where she came from.
Dominic Cummings’ new enterprise, a world-beating fish emporium, doesn’t live up to expectations.
Stumbling upon a portal into a parallel universe, Mr Gilhooley discovers that life is just as shit on The Other Side.
Derek quietly double-checks Booking.com and realises his terrible blunder.
Jeff and Norma are keen ornithologists. Here, we find them contemplating a shag.
Denis and Margaret Thatcher, 1981.
Republicans gather to find a potential replacement for Trump in case Covid-19 really can be as bad as those damn experts say.
Not wanting to embarrass themselves, they decide they’ll photoshop in Ned’s tapeworm later.
