REX

“Give me coffee”.

“No, Rex, no bacon roll for you”.

“Coffee. I want coffee”.

“No, Rex! No!! You’ll get fed when we get home”.

“Jeez, I’m 63 in your years and you’ve not once bought me a coffee. What’s a lifelong, loyal friend got to do to get a coffee? Macchiato, please, if they do it”.

“Yes, nice bowl of Winalot is what you want”.

“Fucksake”.