In approximately 2 hours from now Gladys Braithewaite will become the first UK victim of the man-eating Venezuelan Pygmy Death Slug, only visible by it’s signature luminous slime trail.
Derek’s self-confessed and deep love of kelp was leaving Miriam more and more isolated.
Edna and Elsie reminisce about the 1970s and their pole-dancing tour of the rigs.
For 35 years Bert and Sid were in love.
They sat on daisy-covered embankments at sunset watching the trains roll by. They would hold hands and whisper Cumbrian train timetables in each others ears.
One crazy night in 1982 they spent the night in an abandoned L.N.E.R sleeping car.
And then, last year, Bert spotted locomotive G103 and didn’t tell Sid.
They haven’t shared the same platform since.
Norman Doig of 99 Acacia Avenue, Bournemouth is the first to witness the phenomenon of 9 year-olds falling from space.
The search for Shergar continues.
In these unprecedented times, Julia knows that taking the necessary precautions can be the difference between life and death.
Bradley’s plans to circumnavigate the globe by bicycle encounter a major obstacle.
This is a modern world.
Shit, isn’t it?
“In the blue corner, all the way from the state of Georgia, we have Joooooooeeeeee Democracyyyyy!!!!
And in the red corner we have……..oh, my….”