Jeff and Norma are keen ornithologists. Here, we find them contemplating a shag.
Denis and Margaret Thatcher, 1981.
You can go on the grass to meet 6 people but you can’t go on the grass with less than 7 or more than 5 people. If anyone is called Alan in your group you must self-isolate in a pub and only drink non-alcoholic beer before 6pm and after 7pm. Peanuts must be eaten in groups of 6 nuts at a time, no cashews. If the grass is outwith Scotland’s central belt then you must travel to the grass with anyone called Sid, unless Sid is showing symptoms. If Sid has eaten cashews in the previous 24 hours, you must return to the last cafe and/or restaurant you were in unless it’s after midnight. Thank you.
Republicans gather to find a potential replacement for Trump in case Covid-19 really can be as bad as those damn experts say.
Not wanting to embarrass themselves, they decide they’ll photoshop in Ned’s tapeworm later.
“It’s the beginning of the end”, explained Miriam.
Miriam’s hopes evaporate as she realises she has misunderstood Derek’s plans for the day.
Very difficult to impress, is Alf.
Henry was arguing his case well but Death was growing impatient and his Americano was getting cold.
Henry’s time on this Earth was now very short indeed.