The year is 1971, and the young Anthony Gormley has an epiphany.
Santa replacement service.
(Merry Christmas to you all and thank you for dropping by my blog)
Mrs Dalrymple was ready for the interview.
Mr Dalrymple was not optimistic about the outcome.
Vanessa Feltz and Litter Depository #322B discuss their celebrity careers.
ACME Anoraks are about to get an earful from Clive.
Nosferatu’s day off.
Margot’s morning swim is ruined by Brexiteers screaming at her to go back to where she came from.
Dominic Cummings’ new enterprise, a world-beating fish emporium, doesn’t live up to expectations.
Stumbling upon a portal into a parallel universe, Mr Gilhooley discovers that life is just as shit on The Other Side.
Derek quietly double-checks Booking.com and realises his terrible blunder.