BORIS

You can go on the grass to meet 6 people but you can’t go on the grass with less than 7 or more than 5 people. If anyone is called Alan in your group you must self-isolate in a pub and only drink non-alcoholic beer before 6pm and after 7pm. Peanuts must be eaten in groups of 6 nuts at a time, no cashews. If the grass is outwith Scotland’s central belt then you must travel to the grass with anyone called Sid, unless Sid is showing symptoms. If Sid has eaten cashews in the previous 24 hours, you must return to the last cafe and/or restaurant you were in unless it’s after midnight. Thank you.

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